Rory: “Dad, I don’t know what to draw.”
Me: “Draw a Ninja Turtle!”

Rory: “Dad, I don’t know what to draw.”
Me: “Draw a Ninja Turtle!”

I play hard. These are all natural. (at Bounce U)

I play hard. These are all natural. (at Bounce U)

I just found the garage sale asshat trifecta.

I just found the garage sale asshat trifecta.

I refuse to take it easy on my kids when playing word games.

I refuse to take it easy on my kids when playing word games.

Honey, I May Have Broken the Dog. (or at least paralyzed her from the ears down)

Honey, I May Have Broken the Dog. (or at least paralyzed her from the ears down)

Self Portrait: Baseball Hat Season Edition

Self Portrait: Baseball Hat Season Edition

Today’s #GeekShirtFriday is literal.

Today’s #GeekShirtFriday is literal.

Gargoyle Kitteh will guard you while you work.

Gargoyle Kitteh will guard you while you work.

Grillin’ in the rain.

Grillin’ in the rain.

Thank you for making it very clear I don’t bong here.

Thank you for making it very clear I don’t bong here.